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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Oh Sheesh, Y'all!
This is prolly mah fav Jake & Amir video yet...
Listening to middle school music and getting made fun of for it=pretty much mah life in a nutshell, so....
Listening to middle school music and getting made fun of for it=pretty much mah life in a nutshell, so....
Bowling for Soup from Amir on Vimeo.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Bad Joke of the Day #1
New thing:
Bad Joke of the day. Because that's fun, and will be hilar. Starting today. Epic-ness will ensue.
-What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
- She went to sea a movie!
EPIC!
Bad Joke of the day. Because that's fun, and will be hilar. Starting today. Epic-ness will ensue.
-What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
- She went to sea a movie!
EPIC!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Recently Discovered: BFF Besties!
So, while trolling the Interwebz this week, I've come across some epic hilarity from none other than Jake & Amir--two guys who work for CollegeHumor.com and make UUBER funny videos. I've been watching their videos all week and annoying my roommates, laughing whilst they are actually doing things...homework and the like.
I want to be their bff bestie SO BAD. fo'realzies, Interwebz, fo' realzies.
Ch-ch-check out more of Jake & Amir's amazeballz videos on their website!
EPIC!
ps: I lurve Amir's glasses. FIERCE!
I want to be their bff bestie SO BAD. fo'realzies, Interwebz, fo' realzies.
Friend Quiz from Amir on Vimeo.
Ch-ch-check out more of Jake & Amir's amazeballz videos on their website!
EPIC!
ps: I lurve Amir's glasses. FIERCE!
Monday, March 8, 2010
What's Up With That?
This has quickly become one of my favorite sketches on SNL, and this week, Zach Galifianakis was hosting which made the show that much more epic-ly hilar!
Takin' on the issues of today with soul!
Oooooh Eeee! What up with that? What up with that?
Takin' on the issues of today with soul!
Oooooh Eeee! What up with that? What up with that?
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Saturday, March 6, 2010
I Have a Big Head, and Little Arms!
(click to make it bigger and therefore more awesome)
I love me some dino, Interwebz. Fo' realzies.
via DOGHOUSE
Friday, March 5, 2010
5 LOL-tastic Things to Do Whilst on Chat Roulette
So, Interwebz, I have recently discovered Chatroulette, as you may know. My roommates and I now consider ourselves to be pretty awesome at rouletting the chats, if we do say so ourselves...
So, I've decided to put together a list of 5 LOL-tastic things to do whilst on Chat Roulette to make the experience more enjoyable!
1. When speaking with a Canadian, ask "How 'bout those Olympics?!" this will lead into at least a 20 minute discussion on the virtues of Hockey and why it is the best sport on the face of the Earth. Also ask if any of their friends were in the Olympics. True story: one guy repeatedly kept moving his computer so we could watch the game with him. The same guy also had a friend in the Opening Ceremony. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
2. If you can hear music in the background, have a dance party with your new "friends". EPIC CHATROULETTE!
3. Wear crazy glasses/a wig. This will confuse the person speaking with you and give you something to awkwardly talk about for a few minutes. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
4. If any form of "Potential Peen" show up on the screen, yell loudly and then hit next as fast as humanly possible. This will frighten the "Potential Peen" and perhaps make said "Potential Peen" question whether or not Chatroulette was such an amazeballz (no pun intended...oh, no wait, it was) idea after all. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
5. Always have a special friend handy for when conversations need a bit of a pick-me-up. We have a few: a postcard head of Princess Diana (a crowd favorite), a plastic flamingo named Sami, and a bottle of Seltzer water (WEIRD. but many people are too lazy to get up and get something to drink whilst Chatrouletting and by showing them said Seltzer, they will be filled with the pangs of thirst and the guilt of laziness.) EPIC CHATROULETTE!
So, I've decided to put together a list of 5 LOL-tastic things to do whilst on Chat Roulette to make the experience more enjoyable!
1. When speaking with a Canadian, ask "How 'bout those Olympics?!" this will lead into at least a 20 minute discussion on the virtues of Hockey and why it is the best sport on the face of the Earth. Also ask if any of their friends were in the Olympics. True story: one guy repeatedly kept moving his computer so we could watch the game with him. The same guy also had a friend in the Opening Ceremony. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
2. If you can hear music in the background, have a dance party with your new "friends". EPIC CHATROULETTE!
3. Wear crazy glasses/a wig. This will confuse the person speaking with you and give you something to awkwardly talk about for a few minutes. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
4. If any form of "Potential Peen" show up on the screen, yell loudly and then hit next as fast as humanly possible. This will frighten the "Potential Peen" and perhaps make said "Potential Peen" question whether or not Chatroulette was such an amazeballz (no pun intended...oh, no wait, it was) idea after all. EPIC CHATROULETTE!
5. Always have a special friend handy for when conversations need a bit of a pick-me-up. We have a few: a postcard head of Princess Diana (a crowd favorite), a plastic flamingo named Sami, and a bottle of Seltzer water (WEIRD. but many people are too lazy to get up and get something to drink whilst Chatrouletting and by showing them said Seltzer, they will be filled with the pangs of thirst and the guilt of laziness.) EPIC CHATROULETTE!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Art History through Music
Today is the day of epic music videos, Interwebz!
Enter: 70 Million by Franco-American band, Hold Your Horses! Their silly, amazeballz video caught my attention, and made me remember all those nap-inducing art history lessons. Le Sigh.
Can you name all of the paintings that the band portrays, Interwebz? I think I got just about all of them!
Enter: 70 Million by Franco-American band, Hold Your Horses! Their silly, amazeballz video caught my attention, and made me remember all those nap-inducing art history lessons. Le Sigh.
Can you name all of the paintings that the band portrays, Interwebz? I think I got just about all of them!
70 Million by Hold Your Horses ! from L'Ogre on Vimeo.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Probably True...
"A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
via Shit My Dad Says
via Shit My Dad Says
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Recently Discovered
So, Interwebz, I'm going to start a weekly/bi-weekly/every-other-weekly/whenever-I-feel-like-it-eekly post called "Recently Discovered"--where I will share some fun and interesting things that I have recently discovered! Sound like a plan!?
Ok then! Here goes!
I have recently discovered a blog called "Shit My Dad Says". SUPER HILARIAL, Interwebz! I noticed that the idea has been picked up by CBS to do a show? Congrats to the son who's father says such funny things! (And the father who says them, obviously...)
Here are a few of my favorite quotes:
"Happy birthday, I didn’t get you a present…Oh, Mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then too, unless it’s shitty."
"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt…How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?"
"We didn’t have a prom. Dancing wasn’t allowed…What’s Footloose?…That’s the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of shit."
"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."
BAHAHHAHAHA
Super funny.
This is my Dad and my Grammy at my Aunt and Uncles wedding. Check out that 'stache!
Ok then! Here goes!
I have recently discovered a blog called "Shit My Dad Says". SUPER HILARIAL, Interwebz! I noticed that the idea has been picked up by CBS to do a show? Congrats to the son who's father says such funny things! (And the father who says them, obviously...)
Here are a few of my favorite quotes:
"Happy birthday, I didn’t get you a present…Oh, Mom got you one? Well, that’s from me then too, unless it’s shitty."
"No, you can not borrow my t-shirt…How about instead of standing there looking shocked, you do your fucking laundry?"
"We didn’t have a prom. Dancing wasn’t allowed…What’s Footloose?…That’s the plot of the movie? That sounds like a pile of shit."
"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."
BAHAHHAHAHA
Super funny.
This is my Dad and my Grammy at my Aunt and Uncles wedding. Check out that 'stache!
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